I am finally back from whatever other stuff I was doing and onto this blogging thing again.
I will tell all about my crazy adventures next time, because today I am going to whinge about this thing that shook the world.
And I feel sad for America.
All my sympathies go to you, people of United States- the last and only bastion of democracy in the world, with the rest of the world being filled with lunatics, crazy dictators, cave people, weirdos wrapping their heads in towels and some poor fucks thinking that the world owes them living.
This morning I've heard a horrible news that some fuck shot some people at some university in good ole' US of A.
Thirty few, 'ey?
And what makes me even more sad is that now NRA has to reach into their formaldehyde vats, and pull out well preserved Tom Selecks, Charleton Hestons and other washed up celebrities to explain the nation of retards who do not understand that it's people's constitutional right to load themselves with high-powered machine-guns and other modern tools of death and mass destruction, and that, if there was some sort of gun- controll situation introduced, the next morning entire country would be overrun by filthy nazies.
And if that happened, there goes the last bastion of democracy.
And NRA don't need this shit right now.
My heart in particular goes to mister Charlaton Heston. Having to get on TV and tell it like it is.
He was Ben Hur! He was fuckin' Moses, people!
He told those fucking maniacs.
He don't need this shit right now.
People should understand once for all, it is not the guns that kill people. It's crazy lunatics slinging innocent guns doin' it...
Either way, ghastly deed it was.
As is customary on this here blog, this rant is followed by a non related sketch.
The sketch is of a club-footed tap-dancing midget.
I don't know. After I wrote all this other stuff, I got me a pen and that's the first thing that popped in my head. Club-footed tap-dancing midget.
Next pawpeye, finally.
And Milenko's adventures of the past few days.
Cheers to all,