I will tell all about my crazy adventures next time, because today I am going to whinge about this thing that shook the world.
And I feel sad for America.
All my sympathies go to you, people of United States- the last and only bastion of democracy in the world, with the rest of the world being filled with lunatics, crazy dictators, cave people, weirdos wrapping their heads in towels and some poor fucks thinking that the world owes them living.
Anyhow,
This morning I've heard a horrible news that some fuck shot some people at some university in good ole' US of A.
Thirty few, 'ey?
Sad.
And what makes me even more sad is that now NRA has to reach into their formaldehyde vats, and pull out well preserved Tom Selecks, Charleton Hestons and other washed up celebrities to explain the nation of retards who do not understand that it's people's constitutional right to load themselves with high-powered machine-guns and other modern tools of death and mass destruction, and that, if there was some sort of gun- controll situation introduced, the next morning entire country would be overrun by filthy nazies.
And if that happened, there goes the last bastion of democracy.
And NRA don't need this shit right now.
My heart in particular goes to mister Charlaton Heston. Having to get on TV and tell it like it is.
He was Ben Hur! He was fuckin' Moses, people!
He told those fucking maniacs.
He don't need this shit right now.
People should understand once for all, it is not the guns that kill people. It's crazy lunatics slinging innocent guns doin' it...
Either way, ghastly deed it was.
Anyhow,
As is customary on this here blog, this rant is followed by a non related sketch.
The sketch is of a club-footed tap-dancing midget.
Why?
I don't know. After I wrote all this other stuff, I got me a pen and that's the first thing that popped in my head. Club-footed tap-dancing midget.
And tomorrow,
Next pawpeye, finally.
And Milenko's adventures of the past few days.
Cheers to all,
Milenko
11 comments:
I just have to say that you are crazy.
hehehe
now I'm going to read your latest post.
Now I'm going to eat lunch and ponder your eloquent words and wonder why you're so crazy.
be back with some additional thoughts.
I don't know about you, Milenko. I have thought and thought and all I can say is you are DAMNED CRAZY....
probably as crazy as most of us over here who pride ourselves on our democratic, media controlled censorship ( I watch reality tv where woman show their tits and act like retards so I can learn to be a retard too when I grow up, and everything is fine here...what war?"), Texan-cowboy-nincompoop-ass-for-president (no, tomato is spelled tomatoe, I went to Yale), gun slinging Charleton Heston asshole (I am Moses and I say the Red sea shall become redder! -- guns for everyone! including you, Mr. Psycho Korean kid), Holy Priests educating choir boys (follow the ways of the Holy One,child, just touch his penis and you will be blessed), school-killing kids on psycho rampage ("come on teacher, let's pretend it's hollywood and I'm the bad guy..bang, bang"), annanicolesmith-gold-digger hollywood whore (let's see how many prescription drugs I can swallow at once because I want to live for a long time and steal millions of dollars from some old dead senile fool),
You see, Milenko, I tend to agree with you, I think we ALL should have guns and then maybe we can blow each other's brains out and the rest of the world would be done with us once and for all!
by the way,
I love this little sketch! that must be you! I can tell by the crazy psycho look in your eyes!
love your outfit, by the way.
:)
;o)
jeez, get a room you two, ha ha.
Yeah, that's pretty shitty with all that stuff happenning over there in the US (or the U-S, I guess). What ya gonna do?
Also, nice sketch, but I've been noticing you've been ripping more and more from my style dude, what's going on? you never used to draw noses like that until that time we were drawing stuff together.I can only draw in one crappy way but you can draw so many different styles whenever you want to, give me something in my life, man! ha ha, it's all good mate. cheers
-LFW
Who will have the movie rights for this ?Probably the action scenes will be highly choreographed in that slow fast manner with some really cold and detached techno music.I don't think that I will watch that one.
I remember 1991 when I watched the remake of "Getaway " you know with Aleck Baldvin an Kim Basinger ,so the movie starts with extreme close-up of
Kim's hand shooting some big gun,everything was cool except one thing ,the blanks were flying out from the gun .Really big blanks .I was the only one laughing in theater.Strange sense for humor.It was too dangerous to shoot real gun ,then it was to dangerous to inhale cigarette smoke on the screen ,than it was too dangerous to see nipple on the screen ,well can you just imagine.
if they did the movie what kind of shit that will be.
Milenko that drawing reminds me of that scene from "Frankenstein Junior" when doctor and monster are singing "The Ritz" song.
Cheers .
Hey guys, I was busy doing stuff so I did not reply till now. But now I have some time and will throw in a word or 2.
Ana, thank you for replies.
All for of them :)
Luke, ha-ha. Why room?
As for that whatyagonnado, I guess the answer would be nothing.
Shit happens.
And will happen again. Very likely.
As for ripping off your style, hell yeah.
You're the only person who draws nose the way it looks so you got that one covered, and I had no other way to get it right than to ripp you off.
But beware, there's thousands of other artists drawing noses as we speak, so you're pretty much screwed, unless you do something right now and quick :)
I always told you you are too paranoid about that stuff.
Hehe, no honestly, it's just a phase, and I will probably move on vey soon. And it was just one silly sketch I slapped together in 2 minutes.
And it is possible that i subconsciously copied from you but it is highly unlikely, since I've spent days recently watching "one piece". Finally I am up to 304th episode, and man, there's millions of noses like this one there. And i was taking notes too, so I either got influenced by Eichiro Oda or Luke Webber:)
Either way, I will wrap the nose up and give it back to you mate.
And next time we catch a movie, I will purchase a serve of popcorn for you as a compensation :)
Dela, I know what you mean.
And I wander myself.
And "Frankenstein junior" brings back memories...
...of last week, when I watched it for fiftieth time with my kids.
Gene W. is awesome.
And igor was piss funny.
And The Frankenstein monster is the father from "everyone loves Raymond" But for some reason I never liked that show. That "Raymond's wife" was on Letterman once, and she was not funny.
Bah.
Cheers all.
Milenko
I'm sure this will be a movie soon, Dela. US loves this kind of entertainment and this psycho kid did this only to have a few days of fame and glory -- what an asshole.
And, LFW, I think I might put you over my knee and give you a spanking for that "room" comment! Bad.
Thanks for the condolences.
Thanks for stickin' up for Chuck too. My favorite line in Planet is when he says to Zera, "I'd like to kiss you." Wow, such delivery! It doesn't get better than that.
Funny midget sketch.
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