Friday, February 22, 2008

Quickie


This is a quick PS sketch (by quick I men about an hour and a half) based on a photo of a girl who calls herself Lacey.
I believe she's a fellow artist who's young and likes to take photos of herself.
I liked this one, there was something about the atmosphere in it when I saw it so I decided to have a stab at making it worse :)
And I succeeded, bringing more misery to my anyhow screwed up life.
As for the rest of my life, let's see...

My funds are totally depleted, because I wanted my younger brother from the old country to come and visit me and the rest of my family here,and, unfortunately, Australian immigration office had decided they do not trust me, being the filthy Bosnian- Australian rat that I am, and demanded I deposit $8000.00 as a security bond, which they will keep to themselves, should my brother try to make a quick buck here by cleaning toilets or mixing concrete or should he miss his plane home.
At first, I was angry, being treated as a second class citizen, a liar and a cheat, and even the attempts from some of my Aussie friends who tried to explain to me how such measures were necessary since my kind can not be trusted, could not cheer me up.
And then I thought about it a bit more and said "fuck it all!"
And fuck you all you cockheads who find it necessary to fucking explain to me why it is as it is and why it is justified action for the government to fuck me in the ass.
Anyhow I took another personal loan to get the money I needed for the deposit, being forced to take $1300.00 bucks worth of the "loan protection insurance" which was put on top of the amount of my loan so I pay interest on that amount as well, and now all is sweet and mellow in the land of Milenko.
Also, since financial burden and fucked up life full of mortgages and shitheads selling you crap you do not need is not enough to beat an idiot such as myself in submission, healthwise I felt like shit for the past few months so I went and saw a doctor, did blood tests and found out that fucking Hashimoto autoimune malfunction is banging my thyroid real good, and now I have to take fucking tyroxin to bring it back to some sort of normal level.
To top it up my body good cholesterol levels are shit, I have fucking chest pains and joints on my fingers are sore as hell and all that pisses me off.
And yet I live another day.
God , if such a being exists, must be pissing himself laughing, and I am his joke.
Whatever.
Anyhow, it will all pass and get better, or it won't. I do not give a fuck.
On a positive note,
Me, LF Webber and Lachlan C are having some sort of intimate art exhibition somewhere here in Brissie called "three tenners", as there is three of us and we are submitting 10 pieces of art each. We will be trying to flog the art and squeeze some buck out of it. In my case, I will charge at least a hundred bucks a piece. I decided to donate the money to the "Milenko's self preservation fund" meaning that I will try to hide it from my wife and kids and use it to purchase some goods and services which should help my tortured and malnourished body to regain some of it's strength and flexibility.
Also, my wife nowdays looks better than ever (at least to me), still loves me, and my son has got himself a girlfriend.
Awesome.
Anyhow, this has been a long rant and I feel like sleeping now, so...

Cheers to you all,

Regards,

Milenko

15 comments:

BOKY said...

She looks nice and spooky...you did a great job!

I'm sorry to hear you're feeling bad, and sorry to hear that it's not easy for you to bring your brother over for a visit:( That really sucks. But I love the idea of "Milenko's self preservation fund", and it was about time!!;D If you make any photos of the exhibition, please post them...and yeah, it's cool to see your new avatar, too:D

Thorsten Hasenkamm said...

Yeah, another great one!

Monkeyfeather said...

ANother great p-shop painting sir. Hope you're feeling better.

Tooninator said...

I recognize Lacey from the Drawingboard. Great take on her. I hope everything starts to turn around for you, buddy.

nELS├ľN! said...

Nice blog you have here i liked the internet girls specially :)

mcn said...

Alo! Nemam tvoj mail na ovom kompu, al' sam htio pitat je l' mogu dobit onu Crvenkapu ssto se upissala za kaver jednog polufanzina? Nema para, al' ti mogu poslat' izdanja. Ako da, treba mi .tiff ili dobar .jpg na 20 cm visine, minimum 300 dpi. Moj mail je darko at mentor.hr iako i neki drugi vjerojatno pali. Hvala unaprijed, ma kako odluccio.

FerdinandKreozot said...

Hi guys, and thanks heaps for your comments.
Boki, I've been feeling bad for ages, and that has not stopped me hanging around and doing crappy art yet. And even if it does eventually, who cares, life goes on... :)
Thorsten,Monkey, tooninator and Nelson, thanks for your cheers guys.
Darko, no worries.
I will dig the riding hood out, and shoot it through.

Cheers to all,

Milenko

Gnarfdeath said...

nice work, great blog!!! you got some awesome stoof on here!

Mick said...

ha ha... bad times man... it sucks i know... if it's any conselation I had total meltdown at work today. despair and desperation... it goes with the territory my friend... funny pictures and the horror that lies beneath.

All the best to you old bean- Mick

Ozzy said...

Pozdrav , evo slucajno nabasah na tvoj blog ...
Imas Stvarno odlicnih radova :D
Zanima me tacno odakle si porijeklom ? ;)

P.S. dodajem te medju linkove

Vincenzo said...

Everything else happening to you may suck...but you do great artwork my friend!!!

I saw this chick on "DrawingBoard" too...she's a stunner, you captured her well!!!!

Regards,
Chenzo

EL GRANDE said...

This blog is amazing. You have an incredibly versatile hand.

Ciao,
Joe y Elio

Yer_man_in_japan said...

Hey Milenko, according to the incredibly reliable internet advice I found, hashimotos Thyroiditis's only health effects are increased chances of miscarriage! you aren't hiding something from us are you? Then again it would explain a lot, hormnes mood swings rants....
http://thyroid.about.com/cs/hashimotos/a/hashimoto.htm

As for the immigration shit, Just be glad they dont have you in one of the camps! Here in Japan all foreigners at all times must carry their foreigners registration card, What am I a Fucking dog?

Alexei Martins said...

Beautiful sketch!!! love the colors!!!Her eyes & lips are sexy!cool!:)


Cheers my friend!

Patrick Schoenmaker said...

Good to see you can still draw like no other. Your stuff is great.