Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Now, that went well :)

Press releise was such a hit, just as we planned :)
At least a dozen people took notice.
But moving on, seriously me and my buddy Ros are making a game. This time it is moving so cassualy, it doesn't feel like it.
But yes, Fiquette is up and running and looking better every day.
On another note, I had some time yesterday and today, so I did a few sketches 2 of which I am sharing here.
I also got an awesome idea about doing a series of caricatures of famous porn actors and actresses.
However, to accomplish that task, I have to learn how to do a caricature first, I suck at that stuff.
I was thinking, how when good caricature artists do caricatures of famous musicians, they draw them playing their instruments, with muse possessed expressions on their faces and their signature attitudes.
So, I wander what would be that moment to capture for the porn stars, hmm.
So I am throwing my first attempt at that here, it is only 40 percent done, and you see if you can recognize the rascal in question.
Also ,this is not the indicator of what I am aiming for. It either gets much better, or I do not do it!
And that is all for now, cheers,


And while here, WTF is the problem with blogger, why is it highlighting and hiding bits of the fucking text, or what the hell am I doing wrong For some reason, text background color has turned on and I can not turn it off?

Saturday, June 23, 2012

D&K UGM::Press Releise!

Eh, Here we go.
From the basements that have been cooking stuff for over a decade now, a new kind of entertainment emerges!
Much like a Phoenix, a mythological bird that rises from it's ashes after it gets burned for this reason or that, Dimsdale und Kreozot United Games Manufacture is raising from it's own ashes- mostly caused by negligence, intoxication and an unfortunate electrical fault(s).
However, it is not for us to discuss the causes here for legal reasons, as the official investigation is still being conducted...
Anyhow, moving on.

After incredible success with our previous products-
 "Face Paint Dart Board" Board game (a product which we can not discuss or promote any further for legal reasons) 
"Tito the Bouncing Alien"- a ground breaking Electric game title utilizing latest features such as polygons, texture maps and sound effects
Which combined sold hundreds of copies world wide,
We are happy to announce that our team is hard at work tackling the latest emerging craze - a market of so called Mobile Telephones which (As we are predicting) will grow reasonably in years to come.
Deciding to take a step and use it to move ahead of the competition, we are announcing a title which will soon be playable on one of those devices.
Yes, after many years of sitting untouched in various sketchbooks, on restaurant napkins and random sheets of paper laying around the office, Mr Fiqueete, baddest bad-ass silent movie villain that never existed will soon be hitting the smallest of screens of your mobile telephones, supplying minutes of hilarious entertainment at those times when you are waiting for your bus, or for that light chat with HR person about downsizing and your role in it, or when you simply have nothing better to do.
You will laugh, you will cry, and you will be poking, touching and stroking the hell out of that screen!
As a parting gift for the announcement, we offer you an exclusive- latest in moving graphics technology- an ANIMATED image! giving you a sneak peek at some of the features of our upcoming and exciting venture.

Kind regards,

Director and Creative Director,
Louis Oswald Dimsdale
CEO and Peanut Crafter

Dimsdale Und Kreozot

About D&K UGM:
Established in 2001, Dimsdale and Kreozot United games Manufacture was formed by two industry veterans- Louis Oswald Dimsdale and Ferdinand Kreozot with over 6 years of combined industry experience in doing stuff between them. Shortly after, they have developed and formulated their long term plan of becoming the industry leaders and turning D&K UGM into an unstoppable power house in electric entertainment, to be admired and emulated by many.
So called 3 step plan is ingenious and simple, and has since been visualized by Mr Kreozot (check attachment 01).
 After several attempts, D&K UGM as of yet did not manage to get NASDAQ listing. 
To any potential investors reading this, at this point, we are in needs of your funds. We need blankets and canned goods as well as some form of shelter to keep the critters away.

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Just a bit of Sunday silliness

I had this half finished sketch laying around for a few days now, so I decided to another quarter-finish it.
I will never get back to it probably particularly now that I have shared it already.
I found it funny at the time.
But that is not to discriminate against that blonde bimbo type, because, to be honest, I have a lot of respect for that kind of woman.
I think they are wonderful gift to the whole of mankind, kind of like Colonel's herbs and spices making otherwise very dodgy shaped, hard- to- determine- which- part- of- the- chicken- they- came- from, chicken pieces edible in your daily, bucket- sized meal.
(bucket of chicken in this sentence is obviously a metaphor for a crappy, dodgy- shaped plain tasting bucket of life)
So cheers to all the blondes and here is the joke:

And then, off course, a quick google search tells you it's already been done, and you feel like a douche :(

While at it, I was digging through my personal fail folder looking for a particular piece of art I wanted to have another stab on, and while I did not find it, I came across this one.
I remember doing it a while ago, but then giving up on sharing it. Why did I give up I do not remember.
But since this is a half assed post anyhow, I will chuck it here, just to give myself a reason to slap my head and go "Ahh, that's why!" when I remember.